Balkans vs EU Soccer Match At Balkan Summit 4-2 Balkans Win !

VIENNA  – The European Union might have had a better start, but in the end it was the Balkan countries who brought the game home in this unlikely diplomatic soccer match on Wednesday to kick off the Western Balkan summit in Vienna.

Team “FC EU”, made up of Austria’s foreign minister and EU officials, looked in good shape but swiftly crumbled and suffered a 2-4 defeat against their rivals “FC future EU”, including prime ministers and delegates from Balkan countries who in the 1990s fought a bitter war against each other.

More used to long dinners and protracted negotiations of anything from border disputes to trade cooperation, officials from Serbia, Kosovo, Montenegro and Bosnia ran little but were lucky their opponents missed so many chances.

Macedonia’s Prime Minister Nikola Gruevski scored two of the winning goals, but not without some encouragement his Serb goal keeper.

“I know you are the Prime Minister, but you really need to start running a little bit,” shouted Serb Energy Minister Aleksandar Antic.