Do you qualify to be a Ukrainian? New loyalty test

Readers of LiveJournal, inspired by a banner put up in one of Ukrainian cities, proclaiming that “A Ukrainian holidaying in the occupied by Ruskis Crimea is no longer Ukrainian”, decided to add more qualities depriving Ukrainians of their proud names to the list:

1. A Ukrainian holidaying in the occupied by Ruskis Crimea is no longer a Ukrainian.
2. A Ukrainian, working in occupied by Ruskis Russia is no longer a Ukrainian.
3. A Ukrainian, speaking the occupied by Ruskis Russian language is no longer a Ukrainian.
4. A Ukrainian, avoiding forceful enlistment, is no longer a Ukrainian.
5. A Ukrainian, who is not happy with the Civil war, is no longer a Ukrainian.
6. A Ukrainian, who is dissatisfied with the utility prices 5-fold growth, is no longer a Ukrainian.
7. A Ukrainian, who is dissatisfied with the monthly salary of $50-100 USD, is no longer a Ukrainian.
8. A Ukrainian, who does not skip, is not only no longer a Ukrainian – he is a Muscovite.
9. A Ukrainian, who has never craved laced pants and the EU, is no longer a Ukrainian. (am_in)
10. A Ukrainian, who does not call Ukraine “Russia”, and Russia “Ukraine”, is no longer a Ukrainian. (dear_dr)
11. A Ukrainian, who does not believe in 200-strong army of Ruskis in Donbass, is no longer a Ukrainian. (geogvanter)
12. A Ukrainian in possession of a satellite dish receiving the occupied by Ruskis TV channels, is no longer a Ukrainian. (bee_nominal)
13. A Ukrainian, who is not Ukrainian to a larger extent than he is Ukrainian, is no longer a Ukrainian.(cepk0)
14. A Ukrainian, using the infrastructure, buildings, living in the houses, travelling by Metro, an employee of the factories/enterprises, etc., designed, built and maintained by the bloodiest USSR, is no longer a Ukrainian. (foxbat_a & netfan)